Brought my Dog to Guard the Island

After taking a shower, drinking a ton of water and eating snacks, he started to come back to being himself. As I am writing those words, he is laying down next to me and Ladiina in the boat, and…

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He Asked for a List

Wine, Music, and Love…

So, she asked for the same…

Man meets a woman in a bar. He walks up to her and asks politely,“ Tell me a list of what I need to do to date you?” She quickly replies, “How about you answer the same? Write your list down, we will talk in a half an hour. If you need longer, I will be here next week at the same time.”

She laughs and saunters away.

As she glances upward, the server places another glass of wine in front of her with some hot wings. She replies, “ Thank you, but I didn't order these.” The server says, “ The man across the bar ordered these for you. He says you are taking much too long with your list.” She laughs, nods across the bar, and takes out her iPhone. She types:

New Relationship Needs ( he said ‘NEEDS’ not wants…hmm…)

Honesty

5 minutes later…

she’s got nothing else…

15 minutes…

she’s got nothing else.

“The lengths that I will go…the distance in your eyes…” He glances up at her. She thinks he probably has had too much to

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